Saturday, February 13, 2010
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
math tests...
#8 is wrong. and someone needs to re-write #10. as written the answer to #10 is an infinite distance, since is asks how far the horse travels after the initial 2 minutes
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
heh
Employee Evaluation
Name: ________________________ Date: __________________
Position: ___________________
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Knowledge:
[ ] The Son of a Gun Really Knows His Shit!
[ ] Knows Just Enough To Be Dangerous.
[ ] Only Has Half a Brain and is Dangerous.
[ ] Brain Damaged, His Coffee Cup Has a Higher IQ.
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Accuracy:
[ ] Does Excellent Work If Not Pre-occupied With Women.
[ ] Pretty Good; Only Occasionally Blows it Out His Ass.
[ ] Has to Take His Shoes Off To Count Higher Than Ten.
[ ] Couldn't Count His Balls And Get The Same Number Twice.
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Attitude:
[ ] Extremely Cooperative (If You Kiss His Butt Daily).
[ ] Brown Noser In Good Standing.
[ ] Often Pisses Off Co-Workers, Thinks He Owns the Damn Place
[ ] Doesn't Give A Care, Never Did, Never Will.
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Reliability:
[ ] Really A Dependable MFA.
[ ] Works So Hard That He Has To Take An Extra Day Off Each Week.
[ ] Can Rely On Him To Be The First One Out The Door.
[ ] Totally Worthless.
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Appearance:
[ ] Extremely Neat, Even Combs His Pubic Hair.
[ ] Looks Great On His Days Off.
[ ] Dirty, Filthy, Smelly Son Of a Gun.
[ ] Flies Leave Fresh Dog Doo To Follow Him.
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Performance:
[ ] Goes Like A Son Of A Gun...If There's Money In It For Him.
[ ] Does All Kinds of Good Stuff At Evaluation Time.
[ ] Works Well After An Enema.
[ ] Couldn't Do Less If He Were In A Coma.
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Leadership:
[ ] Carries A Chain saw And Gets Good Results.
[ ] Macho Attitude, Commands Total Disgust.
[ ] Dog Fasted For Three Day Last Time He Brought Home Pork Chops.
[ ] Mother Teresa Told Him to Get A Life.
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I UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE BEEN COUNSELED AND UNDERSTAND MY RIGHTS UNDER THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974. I FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I AM SCREWED UP AND WORTHLESS AS A FOOTBALL BAT, AND I WILL MAKE SOME KIND OF ATTEMPT TO CORRECT MY OBVIOUS DEFICIENCIES.
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Employee Signature (If He Can Write)
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Math Jokes For Lisa
Monday, January 04, 2010
Another year, Another quarter...
Thursday, December 03, 2009
Scholar compares violence in Koran, Bible - Articles of Faith - Boston.com
Saturday, August 01, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Ya know...
We have been conditioned to be afraid not to be entertained.
fatpita.net :: funny random pictures
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
This is seriously wrong:
But unfortunately not as wrong as those people who would side with the teacher's "right of authority".
A is A. Facts are facts. Wrong facts are wrong regardless of the source.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Too much math?
This brings up a good point. Math is like philosophy, it tells you why things work. There's no such thing as too much math, but we need to balance it with practical knowledge too.
Math is good, but without being able to use it in the real world, it is useless to most people.
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
when will they ever learn?
You'd think they'd be smart enough by then not to run Windows. Could this be why the Enterprise has been captured or compromised so often?